"Does chocolate help?"
"How would chocolate help? It's candy, not magical creativity food!"
"You know, the sensation? Evoke your brain to start thinking about things."
"What are you expecting me to think about? Going to a chocolate shop? I'm writing a goddamn horror novel."
"You could write about a spooky chocolate monster or something! The fudginator!"
"That sounds like a terrible wrestling gimmick or a bad episode of Scooby-Doo."
"Okay, okay. We want some serious, something really dark and gritty. How about an evil candy factory?"
"How would a chocolate factory end up evil? 'Mwuahaha. We've put nuts in the plain chocolate!'"
"Obviously the factory is just a front for dark secrets!"
"So... Saw meets Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Isn't that just Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?"
"Shit."
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