Description of a waitress at a restaurant

Tall and thin. Eager-looking, a face bright with enthusiasm. Her eyes were like Steve Buscemi's. She walked with a slight hunchback. Plain brown hair pulled back in a tight bun and secured with a floral yellow headband. Pale, sallow skin. Perfectly straight front teeth, with a solid centimeter of empty space between them. In her back pocket, a single yellow glove, "Kirsten" carefully pencilled in pink marker across the center. Slightly-too-big black work shoes, making her movements somewhat clumsy and slippery.