Saint Patrick's Day

Today's Saint Patrick's Day. It's a great holiday because of how it's simultaneously half-assed and celebrated with enthusiasm. For Valentine's Day and Christmas and such, people prep for weeks. Society and decorations revamp themselves aesthetically and conceptually. But, there's none of that for Saint Patrick's day. Instead, nobody talks about it, and then the day of, we all wear green and don't say a thing about it. Until everyone gets drunk.